What's the Difference

Between a catfish and a lawyer?

Well now one is a dirty lowdown bottom feeder

and the other one's a fish....

How to catch a Catfish

Well first you gotta know the where abouts of catfish. There's this lake near my house that has lot's of catfish all I have to do is find a quite little place on the bank hopefully in the shade.

Now this is the scientific part of catching catfish you can't think about catching em cause ya know them catfish have that telepathy stuff so anyway, I throw out my line with some bread and spit on it and and sit down and, start thinking about some thing else.

Catfish also like chewing gum. They like stuff that sinks to the bottom cause they are bottom feeders. They like it when you have on sunglasses cause they think you can't see them and you are just a whole lot less scary looking to them with your eyes covered. Sometimes they will come up to the surface and take a peak at who's on the other side of the line so ya want to look as dumb and harmless as you can.

Any questions you might have about catfishin' you can just ask me. :)

you don't know nothing

yea you you don't know nothing.

Sez what?

Catfish are bottom swimmers. They eat stuff that sinks to the floor of the body of water in which they reside.